Illustrations by http://www.massiveblack.com/
Illustrations by http://www.massiveblack.com/
I’ve a pear tree in the middle
Of my garden there:
Mature fruit it grows not,
But early Jennet pear.
The prettiest girl in our town
Begged a boon of me:
To graft for her a scion
From my pear-tree
When I’d done the grafting
Entirely to her pleasure,
With win and ale she plied me
In fullest measure.
This scion I had grafted
Right up in her home,
Twenty weeks later
It quickened in her womb
Chuck Norris doesn’t write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
I HAS A BUCKET!
Hold Yourself Together by ~genni

Ornithophobia II by `larafairie
Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
My Halloween costume. Amy Winehouse.