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Party like tomorrow is my funeral, gotta stop mixing alcohol with pharmaceuticals, man the unusual is the fucking usual, man my life is beautiful and my girls are mutual

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 I’ve a pear tree in the middle
 Of my garden there:
Mature fruit it grows not,
But early Jennet pear.
The prettiest girl in our town
Begged a boon of me:
To graft for her a scion
From my pear-tree

When I’d done the grafting
Entirely to her pleasure,
With win and ale she plied me
In fullest measure.

This scion I had grafted
Right up in her home,
Twenty weeks later
It quickened in her womb

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Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.